Just Sayn

I'm no chef but
BOYARDEES
Titties sweaty 
today

Double Vodkas

A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day." "Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay." The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!" On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

Decisions

I can only afford to buy one of the two bicycles I'm looking at for my collection.
It's a Schwinn Schwinn decision.