Funny Thoughts

Spring Bets

Mother Nature is just throwing out temps like Powerball numbers
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Submitted BY: MEG

Blonde Calling 9-1-1

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

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Anonymous

Overbite

Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?
A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.

Anonymous