Funny Thoughts

Old Person Contraceptive

Q: What is the best contraceptive for old people?
A: Nudity.

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Flock of Seagulls

Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
A: Because then they'd be bagels!

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Greek Yogurt

Bought a Greek style yogurt. When I opened it there was just a note inside that said "IOU one yogurt"

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