Funny Thoughts

Light Bulb - Bureaucrats

Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, we contract out for things like that.

Anonymous

Condom Purchase

At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms. There were two girls behind me who started laughing.
I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, "Make that 52."

Anonymous

Pull Out Method

Q: What do you call men who use the pull out method?
A: Fathers

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