Funny Thoughts

Family Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.  People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

Submitted BY: Jonny Carson

Hospitality

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

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Anonymous

Buddy System

My friend Julie announced that she had started a New Years diet to lose some pounds she had put on over the holidays. "Good!" I exclaimed. "I’m ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. When I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I’ll call you first."
"Great!" she replied. "I’ll ride with you."

Anonymous