Funny Thoughts

Repeat Illness

Doctor: Have you ever had this before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

English Teacher

I'm dating an English teacher who keeps correcting my grammar during sex.
She gets particularly annoyed about my improper use of the colon.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
Anonymous

Christian Mingle II

Finally broke down and joined Christian Mingle. My username is "Jesus in the streets, Satan in the sheets." Wish me luck!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG