Bear Q

Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin to keep bears from breaking into it:
"There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."

Celebrity Offspring

Q: If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard had a baby, what would they name it?
A: Anna Nicole Smith.

Beat The Casino

Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.