Funny Thoughts

Parlor Trick

Q: How do you get a 90 year old lady to yell fuck?
A: Get another 90 year old to yell "BINGO!"

Anonymous

New Favorite Numer

Q: What's a 68?
A: You do me and I owe you!

Anonymous

Post 69

Q: What comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash.

Anonymous