Shell Game

Two little boys are in a garden playing with their pet tortoises. The first little boy says that his tortoise is the fastest , so they have a race – the first to reach the garden wall wins. The second little boy sets his tortoise lumbering off toward the wall, but the first does nothing. The second little boy says, “You’re going to lose that bet.” “No I’m not,” replies the first little boy, who picks up his tortoise and chucks it at the wall.

Confucious on Boys and Girls

Confucious say, "Is good for girl to meet boy in park... but is better for boy to park meat in girl."

Mobile Treat

Q: What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
A: Meals on wheels!