Funny Thoughts

Soul Searching

You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.

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Two Sets of Lips

Q: Why do woman have two sets of lips?
A: One set to tell you off with, and the other to make you forget you're mad!

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Tree of Life

A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life," he tells her, by way of poetic concealment. She tells this to her mother, who replies, "Did he say anything about that dead branch they're hanging on?"

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