When wearing a bikini, women reveal over 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
Q: Why did the blonde go to KFC?
A: She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.
If your boyfriend remembers your eye color after the first date, then you probably have small boobs.
Tall Black People
Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?
A: It's because their knee grows!