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Respect

When wearing a bikini, women reveal over 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Blonde KFC

Q: Why did the blonde go to KFC?

A: She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99

Blonde Confusion

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: Tell her to count the stairs on a escalator.

Memories

If your boyfriend remembers your eye color after the first date, then you probably have small boobs.

Tall Black People

Q: Ever wonder how black people get so tall?

A: It's because their knee grows!