Funny Thoughts

Filipino Pilots

Q: What do you call two Filipino pilots?
A: A pair of pliers.

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Leftovers

The waiter came over and asked, 'you wanna box for the leftovers?' 
Customer replies, 'no, but I'll wrestle you for them'

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Submitted BY: MEG

Slapper

What happens if someone slaps you at a high frequency?
It Hertz.

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Submitted BY: MEG