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Women Legs

Q: Why do women have legs?

A: So they can get from the bedroom to the kitchen!

Mexican Mosh Pit

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans in a mosh pit?

A: A bean dip.

Robert Kardashian

Robert Kardashian was OJ Simpson's lawyer,

And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off.

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Q: What's the difference between a pizza pie and a Puerto Rican?

A: A pizza pie can feed a family of eight.

Dawn and Sunset

Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.