Old Movers

Q: What do you get when you help your 35-year-old friends move?
A: Two Bud Lites, Pizza and a slipped disc.

Trapped

I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body.
Then I was born.

Knockout Decisions

Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with either gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation