Funny Thoughts

Bill Gates Hard Drive

Q: Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?
A: He's renaming it MICROHARD.

Anonymous

2015 Dodge Ram

Q: Why is Dodge adding heated tailgates to the 2015 RAM truck?
A: So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it home.

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Ammonia

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ammonia!
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!

Anonymous