Tipsy

Part of me says I can't keep drinking like this.  The other part of me says, "Don't listen to her, she's drunk."

Party Draw

Q: What's worse then passing out at a party and getting a penis drawn on your forehead?
A: Finding out that they traced it.

Tall Tails

I like to date intelligent girls who are taller than me.
It keeps me on my toes.