Food Jokes

Grapes

Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Food Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Alcohol Jokes (Wine Jokes)
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Intel Inside

Q: What do computers snack on when they're hungry?
A: Chips!

Categories: Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Food Jokes
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Starving

Q: How do you starve a black person?
A: Put their SNAP card under their work-boots!

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Food Jokes
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