Food Jokes

Noodle This

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.

Anonymous

Nose Goes

Q: Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?
A: Booger King!!!

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Sick Banana

Q: Why did the banana have to go to the hospital?
A: Because it wasn't peeling very well!

Anonymous