Food Jokes

Blonde Baking

Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: Seven...one to mix the batter and six to peel the M&Ms.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Food Jokes , Riddles
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Personal Drink

Q: What is a crocodile's favorite drink?
A: 'Gator-ade'.

Categories: Food Jokes , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Potato Hooker

Q: Three potatos are standing on a corner. Which one is a hooker?
A: The one saying, "I-DA-HO."

Categories: Food Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (Idaho Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: BigDonHo