Food Jokes

Potato Hooker

Q: Three potatos are standing on a corner. Which one is a hooker?
A: The one saying, "I-DA-HO."

Categories: Food Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (Idaho Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: BigDonHo

Mayonaise

Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Food Jokes
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Anonymous

Police Food Groups

The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers

  1. Glazed
  2. Jelly
  3. Powdered
  4. Chocolate Frosted

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Food Jokes
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Anonymous