Jokes about Families - Son Jokes

Son-In-Law

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations." The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the noise." "I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations." "I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day." "Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just make you half-owner of a money making organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?" "Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father-in-Law Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Good Idea

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?" "My father said it'd be a good idea, sir." "Oh? And what does your father do?" "He's in the Army, sir."

Categories: Military Jokes (Army Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Anonymous

State your Name

A guy gets pulled over for speeding and the officer said, "What's your name son?" He replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” The Officer looked at him suspiciously and said,  “Oh, do you have a stutter?”
The guy replied, “No sir, my dad has a stutter and the guy who filled out my birth certificate is an asshole.”

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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