Jokes about Families - Son Jokes

Good News, Bad News, Worse News

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Worse: You're in them

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Wellington

My son wants Wellington boots for his birthday. He has no chance. I'm not traveling all the way to New Zealand just for footwear.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Wit's End

I found my son hanging from a rope in his bedroom.
On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore."
I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and he started to breathe.
As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."

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