Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Daddy's Face

Q: "Mama, why is daddy's face pale?"
A: "Shut up and keep digging."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Making Fishsticks

A kid walks by his parents having sex asks what's going on and his mother tells him, "We are making fishsticks." The next day the kid says, "Mom were you making fishsticks again?" And she says "Why, yes, how did you know, honey?" And the kid replies, "Well, you have a little tarter sauce on your mouth."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
Anonymous

Dad's Gift

A proud new father sits down with his dad to have a drink.
"Well son, now that you have a daughter of your own its time I gave you something."
"Dad you don't mean..."
"Yes I do. You've earned it." Says the father as he passes a copy of '1001 Dad Jokes 5th Edition' to the son.
"Dad I don't know what to say...I'm honored." "Hi honored," Replies the father. "I'm dad."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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