Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Don't Worry

Child: "Dad, Mom is fighting with an enormous elephant in the garden!"
Dad: "Don't worry dear, I'm sure the elephant can look after itself!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Sheep Oh My

A farmer finds a man 'doing it' with one of his sheep and a little boy watching. He walks up to the boy and asks, "Who's that screwing my sheep?" The boy replies, "That's my Daa-aa-aad."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
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Pool Collection

Dad, there is a man at the door collecting for the new swimming pool.
The dad replies, "Give him a glass of water!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
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