Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Pool Collection

Dad, there is a man at the door collecting for the new swimming pool.
The dad replies, "Give him a glass of water!"

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Cannibal Family

Q: What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister?
A: An aunt-eater!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Aunt Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Where Do You Live?

A colleague was relating a conversation he had with his young daughter, just a bit over 2 years old. They were discussing geography and...   "Where does mommy live?" "Minneapolis." "Where does grandma live?" "Baltimore." "Where does grandpa live?" "Baltimore." "And where does daddy live?" "At work!" Needless to say, he took the morning off that next day.

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