Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

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I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman acts like her, looks like her, and smells like her. I decided to take this woman home, and for some reason my father doesn't like her!

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Room 88

A virgin boy turns 18, and asks his dad for money to go to the whore house. His dad gives him 20 bucks and says, "Son, get it done. But one thing before you go, whatever you do, don't venture into Room 88." The kid agrees. He gets to the whore house and says to the lady at the desk, "Hi, I would like to get a room." She responds, "Sorry young man. The only room left is Room 88." The kid, dripping with horniness, takes it despite his father's warning. When he gets up there, there is a hole in the wall. It says, "Insert cock here for pleasure." He walks over, sticks it in, and gets his cock sucked for an hour and a half and explodes inside the mystery mouth hidden behind the wall. He gets home and tells his dad he had his dick sucked by a real pro in Room 88. His dad turns deathly pale and cries, "Uh, oh. That was you?"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
Anonymous

The Wedding Is Off...No On

All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. Waiting for things to get started, they were somewhat shocked to see the bride's father storm up the aisle, jacket off, sleeves rolled up, and obviously very angry. "The weddin's off," he shouted, "Everybody bugger off!" Dismayed and muttering, the guests repaired to the parking lot, grumbling about their missed opportunity for free beer. One guest, a friend of the bride's father, held back, and approached him. "What's the problem?" he asked. "Someone stole a keg of beer, and some bastard fucked the bride!", exclaimed the father. The guest, taken aback, and rendered speechless, left the church, joining the other farmers. A few minutes later, the father reappeared and yelled "All right! Everyone back inside! The weddin's on again!" As the farmers filed back into the church, the friend again approached the father of the bride, and asked "What happened to make you change your mind?" Grinning sheepishly, he replied, "Oh, well, we... uh... we found the keg of beer."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes)
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