Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Husband Looks Bad

The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man's wife. "I don't like the looks of your husband," he said. "Neither do I," said the wife, "but he's not home much, and he's great with the kids."

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Dogs And Cats

A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom. "What's a bitch and a pussy?" "Well," Mom says, "a bitch is a female dog and a pussy is a cat." The boy thinks to himself that this doesn't sound right since the other kids were calling each other that. So he goes to Dad. "What's a bitch and a pussy?" Dad pulls out his Playboy and opens it to the centerfold. He draws a circle around the woman's pussy. "Now that's a pussy, son! And everything else is the bitch!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Kids , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Dirty Man

Q: What do you call a dirty old man who lives in a box?
A: Your dad!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Riddles
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