Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

Dogs And Cats

A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom. "What's a bitch and a pussy?" "Well," Mom says, "a bitch is a female dog and a pussy is a cat." The boy thinks to himself that this doesn't sound right since the other kids were calling each other that. So he goes to Dad. "What's a bitch and a pussy?" Dad pulls out his Playboy and opens it to the centerfold. He draws a circle around the woman's pussy. "Now that's a pussy, son! And everything else is the bitch!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Kids , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Dirty Man

Q: What do you call a dirty old man who lives in a box?
A: Your dad!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Riddles
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Dads in a Bar

Two dads walk into a bar...
One turns to the other and says, "that hurt."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
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