Jokes about Families - Father Jokes

You'll Go Blind

Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in on him while he was jerkin off! Billy was so embarrassed. He pulled up his pants as quick as he could. But, his dad already seen him.
"Billy," said his dad, "doing that will make you go blind"
"Dad," he replied, "I'm over here!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Anonymous

Outhouse Tipping

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a good prank to push over the outhouse. They crept up from an advantageous direction like a couple of commandos, pushed the outhouse over on one side and headed for the woods. They circled round and returned home an hour later from a completely different direction thus, trying to divert suspicion from themselves.
Upon returning, their father approached them with switch in hand and bellowed, "Did you two push the outhouse over this afternoon?"
The older boy replied, "As learned in school, I cannot tell a lie. Yes, Father, we pushed over the outhouse this afternoon."
At this revelation, the farmer proceeded to flail the two boys severely and sent them to bed without supper.
In the morning, the two boys meekly approached the breakfast table and took their seats. Everything was quiet until their father finally said, "Have you two learned your lesson?"
"Sure, Dad!" said the big brother, "But, in school we learned that George Washington admitted to HIS father that he'd chopped down a cherry tree and he was forgiven because he told the truth."
"Ah yes!' said the farmer, "BUT, George's DAD, wasn't in the cherry tree when he chopped it down!!!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Anonymous

Redneck Dirty Talk

This brother was banging his sister, and he says, "You f*ck like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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