Jokes about Families - Daughter Jokes

Caught in the Act

My daughter walked into our bedroom and caught us having sex. "What are you doing?" she asked in shock. "Making you someone to play with," I said. "A brother?" she asked excitingly. "No, a cousin," I replied. "Now go sit by the front window and tell me when your mother comes home."

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Camera Kid

Q: Why did the parents call their child "Camera"?
A: Because they were always snapping!

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
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Wrong Instructions

A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from a far away land trying to find adventure.
As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head. The daughter introduced this man as her new husband.
The mother gasped in disbelief and disappointment and screamed, "I said for you to marry a Rich Doctor, a Rich Doctor!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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