Ethnic / Country Jokes - Irish Jokes

Paddy and the Cop

Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.   A cop car pulls him over as he veers about all over the road. Paddy tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says "For gods sake Paddy, that's your air freshener swinging about!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
Anonymous

Girlfriend Meets Irish Mom

A young Irish lad takes the girl he loves to meet his family. The matriarch of the family asks the girlfriend, "So, tell me, lass, what is your occupation?" The girl hesitantly says, "Well, Mrs. O'Malley, I'm a prostitute." Immediately, the lad's mother faints. After regaining consciousness, she asks again, "Forgive me, dearie. I don't think I heard you correctly. What is your occupation?" Again the girl says, "Mrs. O'Malley, I'm a prostitute." The mother laughs, "Oh my, dearie, for a moment there I thought you said you were a Protestant!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Protestant Jokes)
Anonymous

Irish Lamppost

Q: Did you hear about the Irish lamppost?
A: It peed on the dog.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous