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Irishman Eating Italian

Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?

A: Gaelic breath.

Paddy Letter

Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

     

Irish Snakes

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?

A: He couldn't afford plane fare.

Equality

I've heard opinions of many people in my life who are under the perception that Irish Catholics are hands down the most prejudice people on this earth. Well, I'm here to set that rumor straight once and for all. As my Irish born grandmother from Donegal always used to say, ''Why no! How ridiculous! The Irish prejudice? Oh my, that is not true. We think less of all of you equally without regard to who you are!"

25 Irish Dancers

Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned?
A: They were river dancing.