Job Security

A lot of people stuck their neck out to make sure my grandad kept his job as executioner during the French Revolution.

Stalin Speech

Stalin, during a speech: “I am prepared to give my blood for the cause of the working class, drop by drop.”
A note is passed up to the podium: “Dear Comrade Stalin, why drag things out? Give it all now.”

Ethiopian Food

Q: Why is dark humor like food in Ethiopia?
A: Not everyone gets it.