Ethnic / Country Jokes

Polish Kid with Diarrhea

Q: Did you hear about the little Polish kid who got diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Diarrhea Jokes) , Riddles
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Blonde in Australia

Q: Who's got long blonde hair and big tits, and lives in Melbourne, Australia?
A: Salman Rushdie.

Categories: Blonde Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Top 10 Reasons To Live In Quebec

  1. Everybody assumes you're an asshole
  2. Racism is socially acceptable
  3. The only province to ever kidnap federal politicians
  4. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbor will move out next
  5. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada
  6. The FLQ
  7. Your hockey team is made up entirely of dirty French guys
  8. The province with the oldest, nastiest hookers
  9. NON-smokers are the outcasts
  10. You can blame all your problems on the ''Anglo bastards''

Categories: Top 10 Lists , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes)
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