Ethnic / Country Jokes

Short legged girl

Q:  What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
A:  Eileen
Q:  What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?
A:  Irene

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Native American Time Telling

A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?" The naked man replies, "I'm finding out the time -- it is 12:15." The cowboy looks at his watch and thinks, "Wow, it really is 12:15." The cowboy continues and sees another Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?" The naked man replies, "I'm seeing what time it is -- it is 3:15." The cowboy looks at his watch and that is the correct time. The cowboy continues and finds a third Native American lying naked on the ground, masturbating. The cowboy asks what he's doing and he replies, "I'm winding my watch."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes)
Anonymous

Statistics don't Lie

Someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes
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