Ethnic / Country Jokes

Knock Knock - Spain

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!

Anonymous

China

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese" -- Former French President Charles De Gaulle

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Submitted BY: Charles De Gaulle

Belfast Taxi

An American guy goes to Belfast and the taxi driver at the airport asks him if he's Protestant or Catholic. Guy says he's jewish. The cab driver says, "Oh, I understand." A minute of silence passes and the driver asks, "So are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"

Submitted BY: paraouji