Drug Jokes

Legal Pot

Q: How did California get marijuana legalized?
A: They had a high voter turnout.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

She Is On Steroids

Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
A: When she flips you over, holds you down and fucks you up the arse with her clitoris.

Categories: Drug Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Prime Weed

Q: What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?
A: The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Riddles , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
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