Drug Jokes

Jack And Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high pulled down his fly and Jill said I don't wanna!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Funny Nursery Rhymes , Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Bright Eyed, Bushy Tail

Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed?
A: A squirrel on crack.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Drug Jokes (Crack Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Viagra Heist

Q: Did you hear about the crooks who stole a truckload of Viagra?
A: Police issued an APB for hardened criminals.
A: The Judge will likely impose a stiff sentence.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Drug Jokes , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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