Drug Jokes

Miss Manners

A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink." The man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Drug Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
Anonymous

Jack And Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high pulled down his fly and Jill said I don't wanna!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Funny Nursery Rhymes , Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Bright Eyed, Bushy Tail

Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed?
A: A squirrel on crack.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Drug Jokes (Crack Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous