Drug Jokes

Drugged Duck

Q: What drug was the duck on?
A: Qwack!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Duck Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Crack Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Weed Out

After sex, a lot of people like to smoke a cigarette. As a gay man, me and my boyfriend smoke weed after sex. After all, in the bible it says "if a man lies with another man, he should be stoned."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes)
Anonymous

Miss Manners

A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink." The man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Drug Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
Anonymous