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I wish I was stronger so I could get the top off this bottle of steroids.
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
The Evils of Marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana. Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, "Used regularly," he explained, "pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!"
"Now wait a minute, professor," interrupted a student. "Castration? That's absurd!"
"Yes young man, it's sadly true." replied the professor smugly. "Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!"
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April 21st
Q: What's so special about April 21st?
A: It's national surprise drug test day.
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