Drug Jokes

Legal Pot

Q: How did California get marijuana legalized?
A: They had a high voter turnout.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Marijuana

Yo' Mama is like marijuana -- everyone does her, but no one admits it.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes , Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes)
Anonymous

Barber Arrested

The local barber got arrested for selling cocaine. This really surprised me as I've been a customer for years and never knew he was a barber.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Cocaine Jokes) , Profession Jokes
Anonymous