I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. This is not believed to be a coincidence.
Q: What happens if you're given MDMA and LSD at the same time?
A: You're off to a bad start for a game of Scrabble.
Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?
A: A trip without the kids!
Matzo Ball & LSD
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
A: A trip to Israel.