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Dealer Shoes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

U of Berkeley Products

There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. This is not believed to be a coincidence.

Bad Combination

Q: What happens if you're given MDMA and LSD at the same time?

A: You're off to a bad start for a game of Scrabble.

Matzo Ball & LSD

Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Wrong Pills

A young man walks up to his granny and asks her, "Granny, have you seen my pills? They're marked LSD." She replies, "Forget the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen!?"