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Q: What do you call a vampire junkie?
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Wrong Pills
A young man walks up to his granny and asks her, "Granny, have you seen my pills? They're marked LSD." She replies, "Forget the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen!?"
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Whitney Houston Ending on a High Note
After listening to some of Whitney Houston's last, raspy performances, it was pretty clear she didn't end her career on "high" note... or did she? The tox report is still pending.
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Submitted BY: whosrushin
