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Olympic Swimmer

A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places.
When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, "On my nuts."

Twist Off

I wish I was stronger so I could get the top off this bottle of steroids.

Can't Shoot Weed

Q: Why can't you shoot up marijuana?

A: Because you'll get a budclot!

Officer Termination

An officer was fired for smoking weed and masturbating on the job.

No exact details were given to the public, but word has it that he was a high wanking officer.

High Story

Q: What's the highest story of any building?

A: Floor 20