Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Pregnancy Jokes

Proud Father

When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10 lb healthy son. After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10 lb because he's only 8.6 lb.Next day at work, the father comes in and tells everyone that the baby is only 8 lb. "What do you mean, he was 10 yesterday?" "Umm, well that was before he got circumcised".

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Work & Office Jokes
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Irish Abortion Clinics

Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
A: It has a 12 month waiting list.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes , Riddles
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Pregnant Head

Q: What is grosser than gross?
A: Having sex with a pregnant woman and the fetus gives you head.

Categories: Gross Jokes (Grosser than Gross Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Riddles
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