Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Pregnancy Jokes

Deductible Birth Control

Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don't work.

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Irish Abortion Clinics

Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
A: It has a 12 month waiting list.

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Pregnant Head

Q: What is grosser than gross?
A: Having sex with a pregnant woman and the fetus gives you head.

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