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Only Two Chances
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? She blew them both...
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Pregnant Tree
Q: How does a tree get pregnant?
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Car Accident
Yesterday my sister and her boyfriend had an accident in the car. They called her Maggie.
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