Disease / Afflictions Jokes - Fart Jokes

Elton John - Wind

David Furnish has a terrible flatulence problem. Poor Elton John.
It seems to me, he lives his life, just handling the wind.

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Silent but Deadly

An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"

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Bubble Bath

Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner

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