Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Skeleton Attend Funeral Alone

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the funeral alone?
A: Because he couldn't find anybody to go with him.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Riddles
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Amputee Blonde

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Sit a kitty beside her.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Riddles
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Female Vampires

Q: What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?
A: "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Gross Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Menstruation / PMS Jokes) , Riddles
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