Hemophiliac and Virgin

Q: What do a hemophiliac and a virgin have in common?
A: One prick and they're done.

Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious

• You didn't find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed up in your cellar.
• You don't have to go to the grocery store for a year.
• You invited the local football team over to eat twice this week, and you still have food left!
• You have no savings left because you used it to prepare.
• You spent the first week of the new year digging up all your valubles.
• You went to the bank on Monday and deposited $2000 of one and five dollar bills.
• You went ahead and had your water shut off, so you could use your stored bottled water.
• You were depressed because nothing happened !!

You Get The Ring Back

Q: What`s the difference between engagement and hemorrhoids?
A: When the hemorrhoids are over you at least get the ring back.