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You Mama - Crippled

Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!

Stevie's Friends

Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

A: Because he's married

Blind Man Seeing

A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog. He stands in the center of the bar, takes the dog by the chain, and starts swinging him above his head. Everyone stops and stares. Upset about the way the animal is being treated, a patron runs up to the blind man and demands, "What the hell are you doing?" The blind man turns toward the patron and says, "Oh, nothing, just looking around."

Smelly Lawyers

Q: Why do Lawyers smell?

A: So the blind can hate them, too!

Blind Pirate

Q: How can you identify an blind pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.