Q: Why do Lawyers smell?
A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Q: How can you identify an blind pirate?
A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.
Guide Dogs Only
Why do shops have signs that say "guide dogs only"? The dogs can't read and their owners are blind?
He Hasn't Either
Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.
New Scientific Theories
New scientific theories 1st Runner Up - If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille.