Q: How can you identify an blind pirate?
A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.
Q: Why was the blind guy always so happy?
A: He couldn't see any reason not to be!
A blind man walks into a bar...
Then into a table, then a chair.
Hellen Keller's Leg
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?
A: Her dog is blind also.
Blind Man and Medium
Blind man: "What is my future?"
Medium: "I see... I see a dark future ahead of you..."
Blind man: "No shit."