New Scientific Theories
New scientific theories 1st Runner Up - If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille.
No Eyed Deer
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: I have no I-Deer.
I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was color blind.
It came completely out of the green.
Blind Man Peeing
I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It's all coming back to me now.
Q: Why was the blind guy always so happy?
A: He couldn't see any reason not to be!