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The best jokes and joke writers!

Smelly Lawyers

Q: Why do Lawyers smell?

A: So the blind can hate them, too!

Blind Pirate

Q: How can you identify an blind pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Cone Deaf

I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was color blind.

It came completely out of the green.

Blind Happy

Q: Why was the blind guy always so happy?

A: He couldn't see any reason not to be!

Blind Bar

A blind man walks into a bar...

Then into a table, then a chair.