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The best jokes and joke writers!

Blind Pirate

Q: How can you identify an blind pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Blind Happy

Q: Why was the blind guy always so happy?

A: He couldn't see any reason not to be!

Blind Bar

A blind man walks into a bar...

Then into a table, then a chair.

Hellen Keller's Leg

Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?

A: Her dog is blind also.

Blind Man and Medium

Blind man: "What is my future?"

Medium: "I see... I see a dark future ahead of you..."

Blind man: "No shit."