Dark Humor Jokes - Suicide Jokes

Yo Mama - Committing Suicide

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Dumb) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
Anonymous

At the Crazy Farm

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand. Meanwhile, another patient was in the room, hanging from the ceiling by his feet. The doctor asked his patient what he was doing, sitting on the floor. The patient replied in an irritated fashion, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired, "And what is the fellow hanging from the ceiling doing?" "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor asks, "If he's your friend, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?" "What? And work in the dark!?!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes)
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Anonymous

Front Desk Call

A man calls the hotel front desk. "Hello how I may I be of assistance sir?"
"I NEED YOU TO SEND SOMEONE TO MY ROOM RIGHT AWAY."
"Calm down Sir, what seems to be the problem?" "My wife is trying to jump out of the window..." "Oh that sounds like a personal matter, I'm afraid we cannot involve ourselves."
"Listen here you smart-ass, the window isn't opening up and that's a maintenance matter!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes)
Anonymous