Q: Why did the chicken commit suicide?
A: To get to the other side!
I was pretty excited when I heard Logan Paul went into a suicide forest.
A little upset to find out he came back
Flea In The Ear
Q: What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?
A: Shot it!
Clinton and Comey
Q: Why did James Comey refuse to indict Hillary Clinton?
A: Because he found his suicide note in her Wikileaks emails.
A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”