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The best jokes and joke writers!

Chicken Exit

Q: Why did the chicken commit suicide? 

A: To get to the other side!

Logan Paul

I was pretty excited when I heard Logan Paul went into a suicide forest.

A little upset to find out he came back

Flea In The Ear

Q: What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

A: Shot it!

Clinton and Comey

Q: Why did James Comey refuse to indict Hillary Clinton?

A: Because he found his suicide note in her Wikileaks emails.

Happy Dance

A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”