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Suicidal Stanley Cup

Ron Hextal, the Flyer's goalie, was so upset about losing the Stanley Cup that he decided to commit suicide, so he jumped out in front of a bus. It went through his legs.

Roof Top

My sweater is on the roof.

I know I'm a tough personal trainer, but I never thought I'd drive a client to suicide.

Twisted Logic

An alcoholic is just someone who is having a medicinal drink for a terminal illness
 

Logan Paul

I was pretty excited when I heard Logan Paul went into a suicide forest.

A little upset to find out he came back

Flea In The Ear

Q: What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

A: Shot it!