Dark Humor Jokes - Suicide Jokes

Kurt Cobain

Q: What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
A: They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Chicken Exit

Q: Why did the chicken commit suicide? 
A: To get to the other side!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Cross the Road Jokes
Submitted BY: Dumpling2

Suicide Insult

Slit your wrists, it will lower your blood pressure.

Categories: Insult Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes)
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Anonymous