West Virginia Virgin
Q: How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?
A: If she can run faster that her brothers.
Q: What do you call for family tree that is a straight line?
Keep It In The Family
Q: How can you tell if a redneck's daughter is on the rag?
A: Her brother's dick is red.
The Irish Newlyweds
Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive?
Q: What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
A: Hey sis, you awake?