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West Virginia Virgin

Q: How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?

A: If she can run faster that her brothers.

Straight Line

Q: What do you call for family tree that is a straight line?

A: Inbread.

Keep It In The Family

Q: How can you tell if a redneck's daughter is on the rag?

A: Her brother's dick is red.

The Irish Newlyweds

Did you hear about the Irish newlyweds who sat up all night on their honeymoon waiting for their sexual relations to arrive?

Alabama Foreplay

Q: What do you call foreplay in Alabama?

A: Hey sis, you awake?